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Was your candy bag only half full on Halloween last year? . . . Does your sweet vampire tooth come out on a full moon? . . . Need some inspiration for a spooky costume that'll put a smile on...

Overslept?... Is your alarm clock bleeping at you disapprovingly?... Can't think of anything to say when asked the question 'why are you late'?... Here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for being really...

Who doesn't enjoys having six weeks off school? . . . Do you have some extremely important unfinished business to attend to before school begins again for another mind-numbing year? . . . Put your...

Would you like to eat chocolate for breakfast on Christmas Day morning? . . . Do your parents enforce the 'no presents before 7am' rule? . . . Struggling to find new ways to hide your brussels...

Does doing your weekly chores make your stomach churn and your nostils burn? . . . Are your parents constantly chewing your ear off to vacuum the spare room? . . . Is your playstation going to play...

Forgotten to do your homework?... Heart pounding in your chest?... No one willing to swap for your lunch money?... Here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for not doing your homework!Join the hilarious...

Do you HATE eating your vegetables? . . . Are your parents constantly hiding yucky green stuff in your dinner? . . . Have your taste buds threatened to go on strike? . . . Then here's 49 (extremely...

"This book made me and my kids cry with laughter. Our favourite one was Excuse 32." ★★★★★"This book has a quirky sense of humour that will no doubt appeal to fans of...

Is Gym Class on the timetable this week?... Tired of all the mindless exercise?... Don't like wearing those shorts?... Here's 49 (extremely silly) excuses for skipping gym class.Join the hilarious...

Can you hear footsteps getting closer and closer to your bedroom door? . . . Does the clock say one minute to bedtime? . . . Are you definitely NOT tired yet? . . . Then here's 49 (extremely silly)...

Are you bored?... Parents getting on your nerves... again?... Need some verbal ammunition?...Here's 49 (extremely silly) questions to annoy your parents.Join the hilarious adventure of these naughty...

They mocked his deformity, but can he transform into the hero they need?Lance is scorned by his village for his deformed hand. But when the simple farm boy discovers that a beast has been sighted in...

There are three things you should know about Seaweed: He is an eleven-year-old boy (and not the slimy green stuff at the bottom of the ocean)He is an Eco-Warrior and the only one in PicklingtonHe is...

The Grotty Spoon is not what you'd call a normal restaurant.- The food is revolting- The service is slow- The chairs are uncomfortable- The toilets are infested- The dishwasher is a Yak called Fee...

Get ready to laugh-out-loud and learn-oh-so-much. With over 750 excuses and cartoons inside, this book is essential reading for kids.This compendium of knowledge contains the following first twelve...

⚠ QUESTION ⚠ - What animal would you turn into if you drank Mr. Fitz's Fabulous Formula?Mr. Dickens, the village dentist, turned into a LIONMrs. Wrinklebottom, the village sandwich shop...

True or false quiz book full of amazing animal facts for fans of National Geographic Kids Weird but True books.Here's the challenge - can you sort the facts from the fibs: The closest living relative...

The bestselling TRUE or FALSE Quiz Books that'll keep you guessing to the end for fans of National Geographic Kids Weird but True books.This compendium of knowledge contains the first five books in...

True or false quiz book all about dangerous dinosaurs that'll keep you guessing to the end for fans of National Geographic Kids Weird but True books.Here's the challenge - can you sort the facts from...

True or false quiz book all about the gruesome and gross stuff in the world that'll keep you guessing to the end for fans of National Geographic Kids Weird but True books.Here's the challenge - can...

True or false quiz book all about incredibly interesting insects that'll keep you guessing to the end for fans of National Geographic Kids Weird but True books.Here's the challenge - can you sort the...

True or false quiz book all about the wonders of Space that'll keep you guessing to the end for fans of National Geographic Kids Weird but True books.Here's the challenge - can you sort the facts...