Giant Geriatric Generators Ltd

Long stories, short stories, tall stories, funny stories. Yucky stories, lucky stories and even some mucky stories. Stories good enough to grace any book. Stories gross enough to make you want to...

Burgers, bottoms, baddies and burps. Power Pink, pumping and poop! The circus is coming to town and Grandpa Jock has almost wet himself with excitement and George's suspicions are aroused when the...

Ever wanted a book so exciting it keeps you up past your bedtime? A story so mad that you're scared to put it down in case the adventure goes on inside the pages after you've stopped reading? This...

Pumping, parping and poo! Plesiosaurs, porridge and pants! Gorgeous George and his wacky old Grandpa Jock are off to Loch Ness to track down a monster. There's something out there and it wees in the...

More poo, pee and undersea whoopee in the continuing adventures of Gorgeous George and his wacky Grandpa Jock at the World Porridge Championships near Loch Ness. There's something out there and it...

More wacky adventures with Gorgeous George and Grandpa Jock as a snot zombie epidemic threatens to bring the apocalypse to the town of Little Pumpington. Not for the faint-hearted - Warning - this...