Outside The Lines Press

Help prepare your little one for the post-truth era with this alphabet book designed for a world in which facts don't matter. Don't let the so-called -experts- tell your baby the -right way- to spell...

Is this the fanciest goat in the whole wide world? He wears a top hat, and has his own chauffeur. He can fly a plane, and dance ballet. Hold on a second. Something doesn't add up here. Is he admiring...

A collection of animal poems, inspired by love, cigarettes, and Darwinism.Author: Brendan AhernPublisher: Outside The Lines PressPublication Date: Jul 25, 2017Number of Pages: 34 pagesLanguage:...

Lawnteel the lentil has been watching the clock all day. Boring! The town is empty, and Mother is busy. What to do? Bluuki the black bean is at the beach. Shick the chick pea is camping. When...

Lawnteel the lentil can't read. Oh no! The teacher gives a test, but all the words are too hard. What now? All the other bean friends can read already. After Lawnteel asks Mother for help, they have...

Lawnteel must decide which toy to buy at the store. And soon! The shop is closing, and Mother is waiting. What to choose? A sword with a cherry red handle? A shield made of emerald and fur? Everyone...

In this "baby's first words" picture book designed for the post-truth era, your little one will get a head start on the skills needed to survive in a world where facts don't matter. Is that really a...

There's a major crisis in Little Trippinghamshire! Bettie Wormington-Credenza's Home for Orphaned Weasels has been ransacked. All her weasels (and eleven rats named Joe) have been kidnapped, and...