50 Ways To Off An Elf

The elf is indigenous to only three places-the North Pole, Narnia, and Middle Earth. In its natural habitat, the elf maintains steady but healthy population. But following a fad for adopting elves as exotic pets in recent years, their population growth has spiraled upwards and out of control. The Centers for Pest Control have now declared the Elf an invasive hostile species. They must be stamped out. This book will help in that endeavor.

Author: Matt Lake

Publisher: Questionable.Info

Publication Date: Dec 09, 2015

Number of Pages: 106 pages

Language: English

Binding: Paperback

ISBN-10: 069258997X

ISBN-13: 9780692589977