Marital Advice To My Grandson, Joel: How To Be A Husband Your Wife Won'T Throw Out Of The Window In The Middle Of The Night.

When my grandson, Joel, got engaged, I decided to jot down a few words of marital advice for him, based on my vast experience as a husband. Then I thought, why share this wisdom with only one person when I can share it with the whole world. The result is this book.Sure, much of the advice is off-the-wall and wacky, but it is also an insightful and humorous look at married life that any single, engaged, or married person can relate to and enjoy.Advice to Joel, and to any man, includes: make sure that you buy a roll of electrical tape before you volunteer to do the vacuuming, and why, how to deal with your wife's steely-eyed, clinched-jaw scowl, known as "The Look," how to answer your wife's questions, such as "Does this dress make my ass look big?," the warning that your mouth will get you into a whole lot more trouble than your Willy ever will, and how to create the world's most powerful anniversary card for your wife. Virtually all of the material in the book is presented in the form of upbeat stories, scenarios, and examples. This is not the type of advice that you'll find in a textbook on marriage or in a book on marital relations written by some psychiatrist. This is the real stuff for real people.

Author: Peter Davidson

Publisher: Sweet Memories Publishing

Publication Date: Jan 05, 2018

Number of Pages: 152 pages

Language: English

Binding: Paperback/Family & Relationships

ISBN-10: 0692998152

ISBN-13: 9780692998151