Help Lord, I Married A Golfer: Surviving bogeys, sand traps, rain delays, and penalties

The Code

1. Never, never, ever tell him to, "Take his clubs and shove them" (at least not where he can hear you).

2. Hit not thy husband with an iron!

3. No aiding and abetting golf equipment (this includes backing over it with the car).

4. Sell not thou husband's golf clubs in a garage sale.

5. Thou shall not put his golf tees in the fire place.

6. Thou shall not become a heckler.

7. The score card is the little black book you don't throw away.

8. Golf carts are driven over bridges, not into them.

9. Trophies are not paperweights.

10. You do NOT get a parking privilege for his handicap.

Author: Stephanie M. Captain

Publisher: Authorhouse

Publication Date: Nov 24, 2010

Number of Pages: 80 pages

Binding: Paperback or Softback

ISBN-10: 1449081711

ISBN-13: 9781449081713