Everything Republicans Know About Good Government

This is a satirical work of fiction. All pages are blank. The author and reviewers are fictitious.

From the back cover:

"An accomplishment of historic proportions, on par with the moon landing, the invention of the atomic bomb, and the discovery of gravity." - Elbert Anstein, discoverer of string theory

"Pure, unadulterated honesty." - Duke Diggler, award-winning adult film producer

"In the course of human events, it sometimes becomes necessary for a group of people to dissolve the political bands that bind them. This book proves that the Republicans' time has arrived." - Tom Hefferson, director of the American Legislative Archive

After a lifetime in the political trenches, Curtis D. Brockwell has written the definitive book on everything Republicans know about good government. He cuts through the fabricated facts, shallow rhetoric, manufactured crises, and empty promises to reveal the shocking truth, including everything Republicans know about issues like:

- promoting international peace

- preserving the environment

- restraining greed

- tolerating differences

- acknowledging the free market's shortcomings

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