Dr. Boli's Encyclopedia of Misinformation

Did you know that "apricot" is merely an inferior grade of peach? That the judge at the first Westminster Kennel Club show narrowly avoided being crushed by the paw of a giant schnauzer? That Pertinax was the first Roman emperor to hop on one foot for more than three hours straight?

If you did not know these important facts, then you have not been reliably misinformed.

Do not despair! Help is at hand. Dr. Boli has gathered all the misinformation in the known universe and compressed it between the covers of this handy portable volume. Read it, and you can be as completely misinformed as the most powerful politicians and professors on earth.

You may also wish to donate copies to your local library, school, and homeless shelter.