Flirtini with Disaster: The Single Girl's Guide to Self-Sabotage

Have you ever met, married, and buried someone all in the span of five minutes? You have if you're Kat McCoy, the Dr. Frankenstein of flirting who turns every man into a monster in her mind. Set in New York City at the height of the speed dating craze, Flirtini with Disaster: The Single Girl's Guide to Self-Sabotage follows this outrageous party girl as she is thrust into the company of twenty bachelors via the Date and Dash. Once the party gets started and Kat's overactive imagination takes control, it is one humiliating adventure after another. The night sends Kat on an involuntary journey of self-discovery that involves her Drag Daddy, yodeling, sex with a ghost, a serial killer, a lesbian encounter that prompts her to reexamine her orientation, evil clowns, infidelity, false accusations of animal cruelty, and booze, booze, and more booze. Dare to come along on this unforgettable romp through the fifth region of dating hell.

Warning: This is not chick lit for the weak at heart.

Reviewers say:
"Loved, loved, loved this book. For every girl that has ever been single and looking for a man, you will be able to relate and laugh out loud as Kat meets each new man during 'Date and Dash'. The author has quite an imagination and enjoyed every step of Kat' s journey."

"Really connected with the character...Donna Ison really brought the characters to life! I will most definitely read her work again!"

"I stayed sucked in and thoroughly enjoyed the book to the very end."

About the Author:
Donna Ison, a.k.a. The Bourbonista, is an author, blogger, playwright, and career voluptuary. She is also the author of The Miracle of Myrtle: Saint Gone Wild. Recently, she left her "big girl" job as the editor of skirt! Magazine Lexington and moved to a local lake where she has taken up the mantle of shanty boat queen. She lives full time on a pair of houseboats, named Lakematized and The Muse, with her husband, two dogs, and two cats. In 2014, she will release Bourbonista on a Boat: From Glamour Girl to Off-the-Grid, a collection of outrageous essays chronicling the experience. When not writing, she hosts all day champagne brunches; tap dances on the dock; argues politics & religion; holds training drills with her turtle army; and makes sure the Bluegrass State keeps its bourbon up to par. For more, read her Bourbonista Blog (www.thebourbonista.com) where she describes all the tipsy trials and tribulations of her lush life in technicolor detail.

Author: Donna Ison

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Publication Date: Mar 27, 2013

Number of Pages: 236 pages

Binding: Paperback or Softback

ISBN-10: 1494257459

ISBN-13: 9781494257453