The Albatross Syndrome: Love and Sex in the 21st Century

Be careful what you wish for . . .

"By the time I'm thirty, I'll have a cracking bird, a fuck off pad and a top of the range BM."

London, New Year's Eve 1999.

Leigh Harper's prophetic youthful words are ringing loudly in his ears. On the brink of a new Millennium and on the wrong side of thirty, he's trapped in a dead-end relationship and a job he can't stand. What's more, he's been in lust with Melanie from the office for ever and a day and she's about to be transferred to the Leicester branch.

But with his girlfriend away and a party to end all parties organised, everything's about to change dramatically for Leigh, just not necessarily in quite the way he would have planned . . .

The Albatross Syndrome is a zany, laugh out loud novel about the messy world of love, life and relationships in the 21st century.