Prison Dad : 9781505310443

Prison Dad is a Science Fiction Comedy series about a man named Leslie Jame Gumb, the charismatic center of his group of friends. He is supernaturally alluring to women, unemployed, and a thief. Les lives with his mom in the trailer where he grew up, in Allentown, PA. The Prison Dad books are series of short story collections focused on the hilarious misadventures of Les and his friends, Sarah, Jed, and Franny.

Volume 1 will introduce you to a world of slacking, women, alcohol, bad parenting, and avoiding responsibility at all costs. The world of Les Gumb. Experience all the crazy adventures through the eyes of Les and his friends, including telemarketing erectile dysfunction medications, escaping alien spaceships, surviving kidnappings by a Titanic obsessed woman, suffering through the criminal justice system, being stuck in a time loop, body switching, and even getting mixed up with a group of people who enjoy dressing up like animals...just a little too much. Once you meet Les, you'll just want to know what he'll do next and you'll enjoy finding out for yourself.

Volume 1 contains the following 11 stories:

1. So It Begins...
   Les is trying to enjoy his first day out of prison when he's derailed by having to watch one of his more inquisitive kids and ends up being kidnapped by a voluptuous woman from the parole board.
2. Abduction
   Sarah has to deal with the consequences of asking Jed for a favor while Franny and Les enjoy a drinking game under the stars. When the crew finally meets up together Les and Jed go on a unexpected spicy journey into outer space.
3. Les the Boner Drug Telemarketer
   As part of his parole Les has to take a job conducting telemarketing surveys about erectile dysfunction drugs.
4. The Tattoo
   Events unfold upon trying to figure out what happened the previous evening which resulted in a new tattoo Les acquired.
5. Lesaquin and the Real Jerk
   Les is stuck in prison with a mysterious stranger while Jed creates a new Les with a mannequin he found in the garbage. Sarah and Franny try to avoid him without any luck.
6. Lesaquin Part 2 - Cabin in the Woods
   With Les out of prison the crew rent a cabin in the woods for a weekend with one complication, Jed brings his mannequin, "The Lesaquin" with him.
7. Les's Heart Will Go On
   Jed is mistaken for a local politician as Francisco and Sarah keep a secret. Les's night shacking up with a Titanic obsessed woman is capsizing quickly.
8. Breaking Sarah
   Sarah's stuck in a time loop reliving the same day over and over again until she can figure out how to prevent the arrest of Les and Jed.
9. It's a Wonderful Jed
   On Christmas Eve Jed reflects on his life as if he was never born.
10. Something Fishy Something Furries
    While dressed as "Sparky the Sparkplug" wearing a giant fuzzy dog suit to promote Jed's work, Les gets mixed up with a group of animal lovers.
11. Switch
    The crew wake up and find they've all switched bodies. Instead of trying to figure out how to reverse the effects they all go to each other jobs for the day. Hijinks ensue.

Author: Jeffrey Gritman

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Publication Date: Nov 30, 2014

Number of Pages: 212 pages

Binding: Paperback or Softback

ISBN-10: 150531044X

ISBN-13: 9781505310443