Territorians: Bloody Southerners

The Author is, you guessed it, a Territorian! He is not very diplomatically correct or good looking. He's been trying to get himself a Mrs's for ages but Darwin is a bit thin on the ground with women. I have heard it say that he is pretty good looking, but that was from some dude on Mitchell Street at 2 in the morning after a night on the turps. Lets us just say he is a go to work every day and come home stinking to high heavens with sweat and dirt sort a bloke that is always there for his mates. The Book: No fashion sense and everyone owns a pair of "going out" thongs. There is an awful lot of Camo worn up here. Some say that they are just trying to sneak into the NT un-noticed to steal our woman and drink our beer! You can normally hear them before you see them (Because of the Camo) they hold their alcohol like little girls. Hi Vis is a dress code. DO NOT look down on someone wearing High Vis. While you come and go they stay in the Territory, contribute to it, support all the sports, spend their wages locally, bring their families here, and 9 time out of 10 will earn a shit load more than you so just shut ya cake hole! During the wet you will sweat. You will sweat a lot, your friends will sweat and your kids will sweat. You will also smell but hey, so does everyone else.

Author: A. Territorian

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Publication Date: May 30, 2015

Number of Pages: 44 pages

Binding: Paperback or Softback

ISBN-10: 1514144883

ISBN-13: 9781514144886