A lot of things happened in the summer of 2012―wonderful things, incredible things, tragic things, fantastical things. 2012 brought us a new kind of shoe, Nike's first Flyknit Racer. It was the year humanity successfully landed the Curiosity rover on Mars. Millions stuffed popcorn in their faces while watching Marvel's first Avengers movie. The iPhone 4 was at the thumbs of teenagers and adults alike. Usain Bolt and his Jamaican teammates set a new world record at the Summer
Olympics in London. And in 2012 we lost great American writer, Ray Bradbury. Although you've probably heard of these events, there's possibly one news story of 2012 you missed. See, according to the ancient Mayans 2012 would be
the end of the world as we know it. A lot of freaky deaky magical things were happening behind the scenes. In 2012―through a rare, yet legal plea deal―the first human being had his citizen rights revoked, and he was reinstated to the wild as a "Legal Animal." You read that correctly. See, the story wasn't picked up on many major news outlets, yet on June 5th 2012, a man named Andre from the city of Vertamont was deported to the National Forest just beyond the city limits. Now, one might think―that's impossible―for some guy to live without electricity, or coffee, or Wi-Fi. Yet, dare to read THE DIRT THAT FEEDS YOU, and you shall see.
Andre Eavey wasn't your typical 2012 yuppie walking around wearing a sweater vest, holding an iPhone 4. No, he was that hard working dude still gripping tight to a flip phone―still holding onto a world near its end. He was the last of the good ol' fashioned steam engines. He was the wooden sailboat in a world of fiberglass jet skis. Struggling to make rent, pay his bills, yet still be able to make a love life work, Andre was willing to do almost anything for a breakthrough. Yes, man will do almost anything for a love life. I mean ANYTHING. After facing arrest for public urination, Andre agreed to a rare―yet legal―plea deal which forever changed his life...and his human rights. Begin chapter one NOW to find out the
fate of Andre Eavey.
| Author: Krocky Meshkin |
| Publisher: Independently Published |
| Publication Date: May 11, 2017 |
| Number of Pages: 270 pages |
| Binding: Paperback or Softback |
| ISBN-10: 1521275440 |
| ISBN-13: 9781521275443 |
