Fruits Of Culture: A Comedy In Four Acts

Extract: FRUITS OF CULTURE ACT I The entrance hall of a wealthy house in Moscow. There are three doors: the front door, the door of Leon?d Fy?doritch's study, and the door of Vas?ly Leon?ditch's room. A staircase leads up to the other rooms; behind it is another door leading to the servants' quarters. Scene 1. GREGORY [looks at himself in the glass and arranges his hair, &c.] I am sorry about those moustaches of mine! "Moustaches are not becoming to a footman," she says! And why? Why, so that any one might see you're a footman,-else my looks might put her darling son to shame. He's a likely one! There's not much fear of his coming anywhere near me, moustaches or no moustaches! [Smiling into the glass] And what a lot of 'em swarm round me. And yet I don't care for any of them as much as for that T?nya. And she only a lady's-maid! Ah well, she's nicer than any young lady. [Smiles] She is a duck! [Listening] Ah, here she comes. [Smiles] Yes, that's her, clattering with her little heels. Oh! Enter T?nya, carrying a cloak and boots. GREGORY. My respects to you, Taty?na M?rkovna. T?NYA. What are you always looking in the glass for? Do you think yourself so good-looking? GREGORY. Well, and are my looks not agreeable? T?NYA. So, so; neither agreeable nor disagreeable, but just betwixt and between! Why are all those cloaks hanging there? GREGORY. I am just going to put them away, your ladyship! [Takes down a fur cloak and, wrapping it round her, embraces her] I say, T?nya, I'll tell you something ... T?NYA. Oh, get away, do! What do you mean by it? [Pulls herself angrily away] Leave me alone, I tell you! GREGORY [looks cautiously around] Then give me a kiss! T?NYA. Now, really, what are you bothering for? I'll give you such a kiss! [Raises her hand to strike]. VAS?LY LEON?DITCH [off the scene, rings and then shouts] Gregory! T?NYA. There now, go! Vas?ly Leon?ditch is calling you. GREGORY. He'll wait! He's only just opened his eyes! I say, why don't you love me? T?NYA. What sort of loving have you imagined now? I don't love anybody. GREGORY. That's a fib. You love Simon! You have found a nice one to love-a common, dirty-pawed peasant, a butler's assistant! T?NYA. Never mind; such as he is, you are jealous of him! VAS?LY LEON?DITCH [off the scene] Gregory! GREGORY. All in good time....

Author: Leo Tolstoy, G-Ph Ballin

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Publication Date: Jan 24, 2017

Number of Pages: 158 pages

Language: English

Binding: Paperback

ISBN-10: 1542740908

ISBN-13: 9781542740906