Real Life With Ed & Ken: 3 Novelettes, Vol. 1

Generous to a Fault...But Don't Cross the StrietzGet ready for Real Life with Ed & Ken.Apartment managers Ed and Ken Strietz are doing their best, struggling through life in the brutally-typical, lower-class Rosemere neighborhood in Downtown, Vancouver, Washington. It's not pretty...but it's pretty funny.Follow the mundane-yet-harrowing adventures of the Brothers Strietz and their friends (and nemesis) Bernie Fernie, Fuse, Juldie, The Giant, Old Lady Joyce, Castro, Sesame, Pastor Dutch Savage, and the Regulators. With special guest appearances by Huey Lewis and the Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh!Novelettes featured in this collection: WHO EVEN CARES?Ed is, once again, on the verge of super-stardom. He's offered the chance to star in a TV documentary series with his brother, Ken - but is it all too good to be true? Lights...Camera...Anger!KAHUNA / SATADAEd wins a free vacation and invites Juldie and Ken to join him on the exotic tropical island of Kukukachu. After a strange mishap, Ed does some digging and uncovers a mysterious curse - and it may cost him his life.SELF-EDICATEDHe's just trying to relax but it lands him in jail. Follow Ed from the cemetery to the courthouse to center stage as he battles a fat judge, a dumb therapist, and Dutch Savage - while still keeping his spirits high.But that's not all!No need to let the good times stop there. Along with those fun stories sure to tickle your fancy, you're going to receive, absolutely free, the incredible debut story by up-and-coming writer, Cristifer Lightning.That's right: an EXTRA SPECIAL BONUS STORY FROM ED STRIETZ (writing as Cristifer Lightning)Be among the first to read Ed's epic tale...GHOST CLONE ROBOTS IN EVIL SPACE WARS THE 13TH PART 2, A NEW PREKWILL: THE WAREWOOFS REVENGEEdtron, along with his trusty sidekick, Sesametron, is cleaning up the Space streets and getting rid of Evil Crime-Doers like space monster-sharks, evil ghost warewoofs, Fredy-Space Kooger's and mostly Kentron! Look out, everybody in the whole wide Space-world, here comes the awesomest best super-hero of all times ever, Edtron!But wait! Don't order yet!There's still more. The first 500 readers will also get theEXTRA SUPER-SPECIAL BONUS SPECTACULARFrom his personal archives, you'll get a glimpse of the Pacific Northwest music scene with six logos from Ed's legendary bands, including Smother Love Hole, Brick Face Babies and more!!Read Real Life with Ed & Ken today and...read it some more tomorrow.Here's an early critique from the subject of the book, Ed Strietz"Nobody ain't gonna wanna buy no dumb books and pay just to get to know me. They don't know who I even is so why is they even gonna care? That's just about the dumbest thing I ever heard. And I heard tons of super-dumb stuff. 'Books'... Might as well put it on the blimp. Probly more people would read it that way."Get your copy of Real Life with Ed & Ken - you'll probably like more than Ed did...maybe....

Author: Shakes Spear

Publisher: Independently Published

Publication Date: Oct 17, 2019

Number of Pages: 248 pages

Language: English

Binding: Paperback

ISBN-10: 1700498215

ISBN-13: 9781700498212