How To Succeed In Comedy Without Really Trying: Making People Laugh When Your Miserable & Your Comedy Sucks (How To Succed In Comedy Without Really Trying)

I'm a grouper fish: I eat everything in site: I'm the garbage disposal of the seas. Does anybody know why fish eat fish??? Human beings are like this but in a different way. It's called a 'Hostile Takeover'If you know what I mean: huh, what??? What do you mean??? Are you trying to be funny again and failing at that???!!! You have to keep trying until you actually succeed at sucking seed...something like that...I Deserve to Be Loved: but frequently all I get is bullshit.You have the nicest smile I've seen in quite some time: and you're teeth are just so white: do you use cum to floss them and keep them white??? I sure do...I floss my teeth with your dick every day to keep them cleaner and whiter...When Will I Be Love: and if you are not loved then what will you do??? Like Intel says, "It's All Inside".You Are Loved: are you faking serious: get outta hear...I come from ROYALTY: I have blue blood...not red until it hits the air...It will take more than a cursory apology for Josh Hader to put this behind himI'm sure that he'll enjoy being bent over the coffee table and being forced to take B*g Bl*ck D*ck up his A** and being B*tched Sl*pp*d by a bunch of angry Amazonian women who are out for blood and then also being forced to suck some really hard cock by his teammates before this is all over...besides, he's really cute and you know how it goes with cute guys: they're the ones who usually have the most to hide who are busy smashing the picture any chance they get...and, fucking your father, brother or uncle behind the Maine Mall near one of those green cummy nasty dirty filthy cum dumpsters.Where do overweight people work: at a donut factory, a whale factory processing whale meat, an all you can eat buffet...they also watch 'The Fat Albert Cartoon' regularly as it makes them feel better...Where do thin people work: at a Soup Kitchen, at The Slim Shady Rap Factory, a Diet Factory, a Juice Factory...they also listen to that record from the 60's: The Story of Fatboy Slim on a 45 rpm... 9 Words that start with a 'C' that are funny: 9. Cordial 8. Compact 7. Closemouthed 6. Civilized 5. Chirpy 4. Callous 3. Contentious 2. Cantankerous 1. CurmudgeonAnd, you thought I was going to say "cunts" or "those cocksuckers". Well, I did. Anybody know of any funny words that start with the word 'C'???

Author: Ashley Lenartson

Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform

Publication Date: Aug 09, 2018

Number of Pages: 44 pages

Language: English

Binding: Paperback

ISBN-10: 1725085836

ISBN-13: 9781725085831