The Great Eight Chase

What do you get when you combine the Grand National, Cheltenham Gold Cup, 2000 Guineas and the Derby horse races? The Great Eight Chase, that's what.

Let me paint you a picture. I've got eight finely tuned racehorses hailing from seven countries across three continents, seven money-grabbing owners, two cunning businessmen manipulating things, a deluded farmer and one state-of-the-art racetrack. So do yourself a favour, pull up a chair, grab your reading glasses and let me explain the story of the greatest race that never was.