The World According to Patrick White: A tale of a very perceptive pig

Or more a story of how a pig might see our world?

Emmie is a part-time lawyer and a part-time farmer who finds she is in possession of a talking pig.

Odd? Yes. But this is only a part of the piggy story.

"Patrick White" as he calls himself questions our rules, our religions and our politics. He is curious and clever and he often finds human behaviour incomprehensible.

Patrick White ends up in court as an expert witness about porcine behaviour. After all, the world needs to know his side of the story. When he meets a royal dignitary, the piggy tail takes another twist.

Patrick has his own views about human behaviour.

Can you imagine what they are?

Dare you find out?