The Proposal: Special Edition

Breaking News: Rugby's bad boy marries his best friend's little sister

If Renn Brewer would've asked me to marry him, I would've said no.

Why?

One, his reputation precedes him. His name is in the headlines at least once a month. Two, he's not just my brother's best friend. They're teammates. And three, I'm in my self-care era.

Unfortunately, a version of me equates self-care with bad choices.

The cocktail in my hand-similar to the one that got me into this situation-is the prettiest shade of pink. It's almost the same color as the giant rock on my left hand. And instead of discussing an annulment, I'm considering a 90-day marriage of convenience to the man I accidentally married in Las Vegas.

Renn didn't propose marriage. But he does deliver a proposal I might be unable to turn down.