Clown with a Crown: Dotard J. Rump of Rumpistan

The world wants to know everything about Dotard J. Rump, strongman of the greatest country on earth. To understand this unbelievable man, we turn to excerpts from "Clown with a Crown" by Ron Addles. Question: Is the swooning lovesick Dotard J. Rump the secret bride of his mondo macho man, Strongman Pullout? Answer: We''re still fact checking this one. What we can tell you is, "He adores Pullout, especially after he said really, really great things about the Dotard. He fell in love when Strongman Pullout kind of called him a genius". Question: What drives Strongman Dotard Rump? Answer: Only three things. "He is programmed only for self-interest. Beyond greed, ego and vengeance, there is nothing to our strongman. He is obsessed only with looking good, grubbing money and crushing his enemies. To get there, Rump tramples on any laws, boundaries and norms in his way." Question: Who is the real Dotard J. Rump? Answer: "Deep down, Dotard Rump knows he is no great big huge strongman, leader of the greatest country in the world. Deep down, he is secretly a small frightened baby. The thin-skinned Rump is scared that people will find out ... that he is just a phony - a loser masquerading as a winner ... a pretend gazillionaire ... a small time wannabe from the village pretending to be a big league big shot in the big city". Question: Should we worry about Dotard Rump getting us blown up in a war? Answer: We can only tell you what Strongman Rump himself said: "Strongmen don''t like sissy stuff like diplomacy or negotiations. No jaw, jaw. Strongmen like war, war. OK? Alright? And strongmen tell the people, ''War is good. Saves money!'' You get to use the war toys! Am I right? No waste. Saves money. So smart. So not dumb. Trust me!" Question: What is the secret of Strongman Rump''s phenomenal success? Answer: "In the space between Dotard J. Rump''s ears, is his "very good brain", and lower down, his bloated gut. Informed by them, ''no one knows more about everything than me!'' Who needs to learn about economics or what causes climate change or figure out the lessons of history? Who needs expertise when he can consult his gut? And who needs expert facts when Dotard J. Rump makes up much better alternative facts of his own?" Question: Strongman Rump said his big tax cuts will be fair for everyone. Is he lying? Answer: About fairness, Rump said this: "Poor people get too much free stuff like education, roads, police, fresh air. All kinds of good stuff they don''t pay for. Freebies! Can you believe it? Free! It''s out of control! They don''t deserve it because they don''t pay for it! So unfair! So no fair. No fair. Strongmen make sure the system is fair by taking free stuff away from poor people and giving free money to rich people. Am I right? That''s fair! We need more fairness. Heh, heh, heh!" Question: Should we believe anything the Dotard says? Answer: No. "Without commitment to any values or principles, the only motives behind his words are expedience and looking good. In a heartbeat, the erratic Dotard could make the opposite pronouncement as his self-interest and looking good take a different turn. Dotard Rump has never bothered with consistency or logic or intelligence or honesty in anything he says or does". Question: What''s with all the lying? Answer: "Rump believes he is so much smarter than everyone else that people simply believe any lie he tells because he said it. Dotard Rump tells outrageously obvious lies without any fear of discovery. He feels no guilt or shame when his lies are exposed. Without hesitation or reflection, he just moves on to the next set of casual and blatant lies. The compulsively lying Dotard lies even when he doesn''t need to lie. Lying is as natural as breathing. Strongman Rump''s compulsive lying is spontaneous and impulsive, often without any motive or benefit or strategy. Strongman Rump just lies whenever his lips move. It''s as simple as that".

Author: Ron Addles

Publisher: Independently published

Publication Date: Dec 19, 2017

Number of Pages: 160 pages

Language: English

Binding: Paperback

ISBN-10: 1973399393

ISBN-13: 9781973399391