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Misadventures Of A C- Student
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9781974437726
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9781974437726
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$17.28
My OCD started in in kindergarten in Bayside, New York after I finished last in the annual gingerbread eating contest. After every bite, I spent ten minutes licking my fingers and washing my hands because I was afraid of germs. I was actually afraid of everything: even my underwear and I couldn't tell anyone. On my fifth birthday, I was arrested for standing on a garbage can and setting off a fire alarm. I managed radio stations for Scripps Howard, Clear Channel and CBS. I recorded my greatest hits album for iTunes featuring "Cannibals will eat you if they catch you," "Did you ever have to tinkle in a bar," "Bouffant baby," and "Feet have people."My wife was discovered in a 70's mattress commercial and worked in television news for 25 years. I was twice thrown out of the Peace Corps. Once at gunpoint. I travelled to Cuba. Performed in nightclubs, and brokered the deal between Obama, Castro and the Pope.Plus....high school reunions, reaching puberty, scabies, typhoid fever, and the evolution of purple toes to heart surgery.
| Author: Chuck Allen |
| Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Publication Date: Aug 23, 2017 |
| Number of Pages: 354 pages |
| Language: English |
| Binding: Paperback |
| ISBN-10: 1974437728 |
| ISBN-13: 9781974437726 |
Misadventures Of A C- Student
$17.28
My OCD started in in kindergarten in Bayside, New York after I finished last in the annual gingerbread eating contest. After every bite, I spent ten minutes licking my fingers and washing my hands because I was afraid of germs. I was actually afraid of everything: even my underwear and I couldn't tell anyone. On my fifth birthday, I was arrested for standing on a garbage can and setting off a fire alarm. I managed radio stations for Scripps Howard, Clear Channel and CBS. I recorded my greatest hits album for iTunes featuring "Cannibals will eat you if they catch you," "Did you ever have to tinkle in a bar," "Bouffant baby," and "Feet have people."My wife was discovered in a 70's mattress commercial and worked in television news for 25 years. I was twice thrown out of the Peace Corps. Once at gunpoint. I travelled to Cuba. Performed in nightclubs, and brokered the deal between Obama, Castro and the Pope.Plus....high school reunions, reaching puberty, scabies, typhoid fever, and the evolution of purple toes to heart surgery.
| Author: Chuck Allen |
| Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform |
| Publication Date: Aug 23, 2017 |
| Number of Pages: 354 pages |
| Language: English |
| Binding: Paperback |
| ISBN-10: 1974437728 |
| ISBN-13: 9781974437726 |
