Literary Lapses - 9781975957339

When I go into a bank I get rattled. The clerks rattle me; the wickets rattle me; the sight of the money rattles me; everything rattles me. The moment I cross the threshold of a bank and attempt to transact business there, I become an irresponsible idiot. I knew this beforehand, but my salary had been raised to fifty dollars a month and I felt that the bank was the only place for it. So I shambled in and looked timidly round at the clerks. I had an idea that a person about to open an account must needs consult the manager. I went up to a wicket marked "Accountant." The accountant was a tall, cool devil. The very sight of him rattled me. My voice was sepulchral. "Can I see the manager?" I said, and added solemnly, "alone.

Author: Stephen Leacock

Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform

Publication Date: Oct 09, 2017

Number of Pages: 126 pages

Language: English

Binding: Paperback

ISBN-10: 1975957334

ISBN-13: 9781975957339