Giggling Geese: Poems that will ache your stomach

It seems that you've found the book,

That's going to make you laugh,

It's going to be quite a ride

So hold on to your calves!

Your stomach is going to ache,

And your funny bone's going to turn,

Maybe in your serious life,

Some laughing points you'll earn!

You are going to start tumbling,

But it's normal with this book in your hand,

Now, don't dare go to any doctor,

'Cause they'll declare you mad!

But certainly now that you've picked this book,

Let me warn you my dear friend,

That once you begin to read it,

You won't leave it till you end!