The Holey Book of Ferret

Have you ever had trouble deciphering the scriptures? Do you pine to understand the stories of Genesis, Exodus and Revelations? Are you a committed Christian who is constantly learning about your Lord and the mysterious ways in which she moves?

If so, you are gunna fuckng hate this book 'coz it takes the piss out of these 3 books of the Bible. It's rude, it's funny and it's from an Australian bogan's perspective. If you don't know what that is, look it up.

If you like being offended (and I know that many of you do) read this book and get really mad. If you don't like religion and think the Bible is a load of crap, read this book and have a laugh.

Either way, you will never forget The Holey Book of Ferret.