A Prince for Little Red Riding Hood

When Red Riding Hood decided to catch herself a royal.

Every time someone opens a storybook and reads the four magical words "Once upon a time," my granny gets eaten a few hours later. Boy, it sucks! I wish my tale had a cool ending, like Cindy and Briar-Rose get, along with a castle and dashing prince to marry.

Did you ever kiss a frog? No prince pops out of that. Trust me, I've tried. Seventeen frogs and nearly one warty toad - for nothing.

What I get is Jack but, alas, he's unsuitable for a romantic ending. The Wolf simply lacks the manners for that. And obviously, a crown. Because everybody knows that love only happens among royals in Fairyland. Since royalty doesn't just rain from the sky, however, I'm going to build a prince trap tomorrow and write my new ever after. It'll be so good...

*cough* Hi, I'm Jack Wolf - yes, if Riley gets to say something here, so do I.
And she better forget about this harebrained idea to elope with a royal. We're not going to rewrite anything. If she wants to make out with somebody, she can do it with me or no one.
Oh, and...it will be good.

Sorry for the cliffhanger! The sequel is already available.
Complete series: THE TRUE CHRONICLES OF FAIRYLAND
1. A Prince for Little Red Riding Hood
2. A Wolf in her Way