Xiapo Yellip Zump: Let the Adventure Begin!

Sure, the prophecy sounds fake.
And it's a total cliche.
But Xiapo lacks backbone, and is bullied into taking the responsibility to save the planet.

Aided by his glowing dog and magical staff that doesn't do anything, Xiapo must face thugs, demons, mysterious Things, lack of toilet paper and - worst of all - boredom, on his epic mission to save Earth before it is destroyed by those bumbling humans.

"This book is a work of art!" - Author's mother

"I would suggest this book to people who don't mind spelling mistakes" - Christy E, Amazon customer