Baker's Dozen: A Dirty, Filthy Biker Gangbang Fantasy

Her hit TV show got cancelled, and she has a Malibu mortgage to pay. What's a girl to do? Answer: a biker gang!

Christy Baker is a former child star who's all grown up. She just turned twenty. But the network didn't send her a birthday card. It sent her an email informing her that her Saturday morning high school comedy-drama, The Gang's All Here, has been cancelled.

Christy's learning that fame is fickle but can't dwell on her newly found has-been status. She needs to find work to pay her bills. The trouble is she's been typecast as the sweet and wholesome girl next door. Plus, she's gained a reputation as being difficult to work with. Bottom line: her resume is lining the bottom of trash cans throughout Tinsel Town.

But Christy's agent knows someone who might just be able to help. Enter Ritchie Bonnaselli, porn producer extraordinaire. Ritchie envisions making Christy rich and relevant again by casting her as the lead in an orgasmic opus in which she gets gangbanged courtesy of a motley crew of twelve outlaw bikers from the notorious gang, The Neanderthals.

But is Christy desperate enough to actually go for it? Will America's sweetheart reboot her career with a bang?