Drinking and Thinking, Sipping My Brew: A Bartender's Companion

Tired of bar tending books with the same rehashed recipes and prettier pictures? We don't need any more of those. This!, is your new Bartenders Companion, your new piece on the side (of the register)!These lines contain explicit language
Like f (% and s#!+ and piss.
Situations of Circumstances
Like drinking, fights, and sex.

They contain many graphic depictions of
Puking, pissing drunks.
Be advised that reading these
Might get a little rough....

We know tending bar can be a very rough profession. But, it's in our veins and we love every minute of it...well, almost every minute.
These "almost every minutes" are in this companion. They will make you laugh, give you pause, and help you commiserate with your co-workers.

In these pages you will find:

• Company on your smoke break
• Perceptions you complain about, but not out loud.
• Laughter
• NO DRINK RECIPES!

If you need a moment from the coaster tapper at the end of the bar, or the Table Nazi approaching the bar with 10...oops make that 9 empty glasses (she just dropped one), take your new companion and go out back with a bread stick and a coke, and enjoy.
Now, reach into your tip jar, pull out a few 5's and hit the buy button. You'll make those tips back tout de suite. See you inside!

Author: Ted Barren

Publisher: Independently Published

Publication Date: Jun 10, 2024

Number of Pages: 74 pages

Binding: Paperback or Softback

ISBN-10: NA

ISBN-13: 9798327785830