Your World Will Be Sticky And You Will Wear Poop: Dire Warnings to Prospective Parents

You've Always Suspected There Was a Downside To Having A Baby

No one wants to tell you the truth about having a baby - because if they did, you wouldn't have one! This slim volume will make clear that you are absolutely right to be suspicious, explaining in clear language and with ample humor just what some of those downsides are:

• Your World Will Be Sticky
• You Will Be Exhausted
• You Will Be Isolated
• You Will Be Behind. Forever.

And so on.

Need ammunition for those awkward "why don't you have kids yet?" conversations? Having a hard time explaining to your partner or parents just why you're not nearly as into the idea of you having a kid as they are?

Note: if you already have kids, it's too late for you - but maybe you'd like to help your friends who are on the fence, in danger of having babies without adequate warning? Make sure they know that their world will be sticky - scroll on up and click the "buy" button.

Don't say you weren't warned!