666 Creative Excuses for Being Late

666 Creative Excuses for Being Late is the ultimate guide for anyone who's ever strolled in 10 minutes (or hours) behind schedule with a sheepish grin and no explanation in sight. Penned by self-proclaimed tardiness expert Christopher Luey, this book turns the art of being late into a laugh-out-loud science.

Packed with wildly inventive, borderline-believable, and completely absurd excuses, Luey arms you with 666 reasons to blame everything from rogue squirrels to time travel mishaps for your chronic tardiness. Need to explain why you're 30 minutes late to a Zoom meeting? Luey's got you covered. Accidentally miss the first half of class because Mercury was in retrograde? No problem.

From cosmic chaos and tech meltdowns to heroic acts of saving the day (or just a cat stuck in a tree), this book offers excuses for every scenario imaginable-and some you'll wish were real. Whether you're perpetually running behind or just looking to add a bit of humor to your next excuse, 666 Creative Excuses for Being Late is your new go-to playbook.

Remember: being late isn't a flaw-it's a lifestyle. And with this book, you'll always have the perfect story to tell.