Love Finds Bloody Mary

Life's a witch and then you die, especially if your girlfriend is that witch, the one in the urban legend kids tell, who shows up in the mirror if you say her name three times. Yeah, it's really her. How you got sucked into that story you have no idea, but she chose you.

Rumor has it she was an evil queen, or burned at the stake, or killed in a car crash. Yet here she is, alive and well, in Cleveland, Ohio. It's the year 1984, the time of Reagan, Madonna and nuclear paranoia.

She actually seems nice. She has her demons, like anyone else. The question is whether they're worse than yours ...