Jesus and Mary: Messiah!: The Greatest Story NEVER Told

Jesus Christ was a magician. But not a very good one. Not that anyone really cared because he was devastatingly handsome. "Love thy neighbour" he said. And, ladies, he practised what he preached. Jesus and his disciples earn extra cash doing a stand-up act on lazy Sabbath afternoons. But the act wasn't going too well. Until they met Mary, an escaped African slave girl. Mary was a dancer. She was tall, glamorous and hot as hell. But Mary was not all she seemed...
Messiah is a roller-coaster of a Rom-com of Biblical proportions. Zombies, witches, battles, dinosaurs (yes, dinosaurs) - it's got the lot.
Warning: Messiah contains blasphemy and scenes of a sexual nature. Christians and people who are easily offended should not read this book.