An 80s Kind of Vampire 3: A 50s Kind of Vampire

After escaping the vampire council to "Life in a Northern Town," Vincent mourns the loss of his girlfriend, his band, his club, the 80s, everything he ever knew.

Then a human pandemic prompts him to reinvent himself as a 50s vampire. Raging through the countryside on a motorcycle and terrorizing small towns, he searches for his girlfriend, Psyche. But everyone else has moved on, his former band members are married with families, and a war is brewing between humans and vampires.

Worst of all, Psyche is engaged to a smarmy douche named Chad.

If Vinnie can escape the "Weird Science" practiced by his cyborg nemesis, catch up with his werewolf familiar, and deal with the mini-vampire who follows him everywhere, he might have another chance with Psyche.

But when the supernaturals say, "I Need a Hero (Holding Out for a Hero)," Vinnie just doesn't want it to be him.

Is that so much to ask?

Enjoy the conclusion to the bloody, glittery 80s fest today!