Christ the Conqueror

Going for broke, never going woke, and picking up right where the last book left off, beloved children's author Jason L. Gooding serves up another highly addictive dose of edge-of-your-seat, sphincter-tightening excitement in this thrilling, new installment of the Father Murphy series!

Buckle up, and say your prayers as everyone's favorite good cop/bad demon embark upon a desperate mission to save the world from doomsday, a mission fueled by whiskey and bad decisions-a mission rife with blasphemy, beheadings, and butt fucking!

Enjoy the ride as Gooding goes FULL retard, blurring that fine line between tortured genius and derivative hack, uniquely fusing different tropes and genres in a manner one respected and renowned critic described as "the literary equivalent of clown porn" while inspiring another to remark, "Reading this book was every bit as entertaining and uplifting as watching kittens and baby ducks being fed to large snakes."

For some of you, this will be a chance to broaden your horizons, expand your vocabularies, and take another bold step into the dark, mysterious world of Father Murphy. For others, those of you who like to sound out your syllables or have not held an actual book in the sweaty, hairy palms of your unwashed hands since receiving your GED in the mail, it will be little more for you than an opportunity to practice reading with your mouth closed.