Independently Published
J.A.Y. vs. The World Book One: J.A.Y. vs. Dirk
Product Code:
9798526392945
ISBN13:
9798526392945
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New
$13.21
J.A.Y. vs. The World Book One: J.A.Y. vs. Dirk
$13.21
Sometimes, I feel like I'm fighting the whole world.
Sometimes, I am.
My name is Jehoshaphat Athanasius Ynnato.
Yeah. Just call me J.A.Y.
This morning, Dirk and his mooks kidnapped my niece, tied me to a railroad bridge over a muddy stream teeming with manmade hybrid-monsters, and filmed the whole event (and then some) for some stupid reality show.
What's worse, Dirk saddled me with Oopy-Doupy-Dew, my niece's sentient doll who can talk (but only in rhymes, which is just "great," let me tell you). Not cool, Dirk.
Listen: I know that dolls shouldn't be able to talk. I also know that man-sized rattlesnake-salamanders, and Wheel-Eel-Deals (don't ask) shouldn't exist. Three-eyed, human-toothed puppies shouldn't be able to bicker incessantly, especially not in a Cockney accent.
But all these things are all-too-real, and I need to deal with them. My life, and my niece's life, and even the life of that crazy, talking doll ALL depend upon me winning this battle against Dirk and his goon-squad. Oh, but don't worry: Dirk left me with a few throwing stars, an illegal knife, some anti-allergy spray ... and Oopy-Doupy-Dew.
This morning is about to get ... dicey.
_______
The J.A.Y. vs. The World series will follow the adventures of Jehoshaphat Athanasius Ynnato (J.A.Y. for short), a young man with a mysterious past and more than a few ruthless enemies. As his story unfolds, he'll face increasingly deadlier threats and uncover disturbing--often bizarre--secrets that the Powers-That-Be are determined to keep buried. Along the way, he'll need to maintain his humor, his sanity, his humanity against a world striving to take it all away, along with his life itself.
Please visit www.RelentlessAdventures.com for more details!
Sometimes, I am.
My name is Jehoshaphat Athanasius Ynnato.
Yeah. Just call me J.A.Y.
This morning, Dirk and his mooks kidnapped my niece, tied me to a railroad bridge over a muddy stream teeming with manmade hybrid-monsters, and filmed the whole event (and then some) for some stupid reality show.
What's worse, Dirk saddled me with Oopy-Doupy-Dew, my niece's sentient doll who can talk (but only in rhymes, which is just "great," let me tell you). Not cool, Dirk.
Listen: I know that dolls shouldn't be able to talk. I also know that man-sized rattlesnake-salamanders, and Wheel-Eel-Deals (don't ask) shouldn't exist. Three-eyed, human-toothed puppies shouldn't be able to bicker incessantly, especially not in a Cockney accent.
But all these things are all-too-real, and I need to deal with them. My life, and my niece's life, and even the life of that crazy, talking doll ALL depend upon me winning this battle against Dirk and his goon-squad. Oh, but don't worry: Dirk left me with a few throwing stars, an illegal knife, some anti-allergy spray ... and Oopy-Doupy-Dew.
This morning is about to get ... dicey.
_______
The J.A.Y. vs. The World series will follow the adventures of Jehoshaphat Athanasius Ynnato (J.A.Y. for short), a young man with a mysterious past and more than a few ruthless enemies. As his story unfolds, he'll face increasingly deadlier threats and uncover disturbing--often bizarre--secrets that the Powers-That-Be are determined to keep buried. Along the way, he'll need to maintain his humor, his sanity, his humanity against a world striving to take it all away, along with his life itself.
Please visit www.RelentlessAdventures.com for more details!
| Author: Jared Weber |
| Publisher: Independently Published |
| Publication Date: Jun 25, 2021 |
| Number of Pages: 190 pages |
| Binding: Paperback or Softback |
| ISBN-10: NA |
| ISBN-13: 9798526392945 |
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