Something Merkin This Way Comes

Not the breath of a majestic and mythical creature, no, this is well beyond that sort of thing!

Dragon Fire!

The as yet unattained and some say unobtainable sex face that signifies total mastery of the sexual martial arts.

Jonny Wanger, the famous master of the sexual martial arts and world renowned porn star is close. Oh yeah, he's really close... he's gonna...

But will he?

Not without the help of our hapless and let's face it, occasionally ridiculous heroes; Ben and Thom.

In this romp through time, Ben and Thom will mix it up with Merlin, seventies porn, punk rock, Eurovision and a quiet brotherhood of eighth century monks. Embarking upon their greatest quest yet, they will fix time itself and they will pursue the merkins of destiny and the pinnacle of physical achievement Dragon Fire! All whilst battling the dark forces of a secretive sect and a shape shifter with a universe ended agenda.

Things are going to get pretty messy!