The Lost New Century Dada Journals: Mug & Mali's Miscellany, Volume 68

Art can split a brain. But only Dada non-art can split a urinal.

This is The Lost New Century Dada Journals-- a complete set of non-artworks, like our 21 new Dada Cocktail Poems. They'll cut through your consciousness and still remain razor sharp. And look! The dual meanings are like multiple poems in one. But wait! You also get 34 new Dada Auto-Collages. They can split hairs yet handle your most delicate mind tenderizing. They're even designed to rupture your eyeballs. How's that for clever cleavers? We'll even give you these 32 undrinkable Dada Auto-Cocktail Recipes. The more you use them the worse they get. How's that for sharp?

What are these Dada poems, collages, and rotten cocktail recipes worth? Don't answer, because you also get 36 Dada Auto-Maps. And 38 Dada-ish Factoids and 54 Foreign Phrase Maulings that can slash a dull mind, and still go through your sub-conscious like lightning. Plus, Dada that cuts tile, eggs, or pizza. But hold on! You also get 42 world-infamous Dada conundrums and quotations from actual or near-artists. Not even a sour critic can dull our Dada. You get all this New Century Dada and more, plus our world-famous 50-year guarantee. All for the amazing low price of only $14.95! (Not sold on other planets.)

The New Century Dada Press brings the charisma and influence of avant-garde Dada to the 21^st century. Dada was officially not an art movement, its artists not artists and its art not art. Dada's post-World War I works rebelled against the norms of bourgeois culture and war, and included automatic collage, poetry, painting, sculpture, film, and performance art. Dada influenced Surrealism, Futurism, Cubism, Expressionism, Bobism, The Fat Earth Society, and miscellaneous authors.

Mug and Mali are currently enjoying the flourishing of Dada at the Constance Noring Institute for the Study of Retoxification, where their work on Late Dada Cocktails made them the subjects in numerous experiments. They were the first to suggest the use of personal injury lawyers as shark chum. While interns at 2M's Boris Scilley Yellow Sticky Lab they illuminated both upper and lower brain approaches to left field theory and were co-guest editors (with Rufus Leaking) of "Do Trousers Matter?" Mug and Mali enjoy sharpening crayons, dulling others' wits through the application of delicious cocktails, cooking up mischief, and advocating monkey-wrenching as a tactic of last resort.