What the F*ck I Really Want to Say at Work!: Humor for Entertainment Purposes Only

Everyone has that one employee or employees that get on your nerves at work. Maybe you have that supervisor, manager, an executive that you don't know how in the world they got their job. Regardless of who it is, they test your patience every day, and unfortunately, if they catch you on that wrong day it's going to be a problem. Well, this book is here to help you say in a professional way the pissed off way you are thinking. We all need it, no matter what type of job you have. If you have to interact with people verbally or written, this is the handbook for you.

You will learn responses for:

Clarity
Follow-up
Requests
Advice
Closure
Recognition
Pleasantry

There is strong language in this book so it's not for the faint at hard. I basically write what you're already thinking BUT I clean it up so you won't get fired when you shoot off that email to your boss.

Example1:

Hood Thought: I know damn well your dumb ass did not do this because it's right!

Corporate Response: Thank you for correcting the document and providing it in a timely manner.

Example2:

Hood Thought: Who the f*ck are you talking to?

Corporate Response: Could you clarify whom you are directing that statement to please?

Get your handbook today and buy one for a friend. Study this book like your job depends on it because it does. You don't want to get fired because you finally choked "Karen" for saying some BS to you in an email.