Drag Out The Diva

It's the end of the 20th century, and with exploding PCs threatening to ring in the new millennium, nothing is computing for New York City editor John. He is dating author and Jersey boy David, yet it's all business and no pleasure. Is being in the closet hampering David's libido? Or could it be the culture shock of meeting John's wacky friends?

Fruit fly Connie buzzes around John's apartment in search of male companionship she isn't getting from her egotistical rocker boyfriend or her mutt Willy Wonka, who adores...

Self-proclaimed bitch in heat Andy, also known as Primadonna, the fiercest drag queen at Cabaret Today. Lately it seems Andy's hard drive has crashed, unlike...

Sarge, the horniest daddy bear in Chelsea, who is too intent on luring John into the Cabaret Today restroom to notice...

Luther, John's African-American buddy who feels like an outsider in both the gay and black communities but would gladly fill Sarge's glory hole.

When Connie announces she wants to go from drab to diva, the guys put their man problems aside to help with her transformation, never expecting all the female trouble they are inviting...or the monsters they're creating! Both Connie and Andy enter the very unfriendly Miss Diva NYC competition, and the claws come out. Wigs are yanked, lipstick smeared, heels broken, dresses torn...and that's before the wannabe divas even take the stage at Cabaret Today!