Memoirs of A Fatty

I have always been a "Fatty" since I can remember. Luckily, I was always surrounded by good energy in regards to family and friends and was blessed not to become a target for mockery. I am sure one of the main reasons for that is I am quick witted and can definitely have a way with words. Speaking of words, I've always been told that I was a great story teller. I have never considered my life exciting but when I would share stories with friends they would shed tears from laughter and would express how their jaws would hurt from laughing. My humor has an uncut rawness that will leave your mouth open at times. The crazy thing is, I have never thought of myself to be this comedic type individual. Apparently when I am just talking my shit and sharing life stories, it comes with a natural humor. With that said, I'm not really trying to make you laugh, but the shit I say just so happen to be funny. This book is for the people who might have gotten slept on. You know, my "B-Side" people. If you bought Usher's album Confessions one but didn't get Confessions the deluxe album, I'm pretty sure you missed song number 20 Seduction. Well, this book is for the people equivalent to fire you might have missed, seduction if you will. This book is for that cool but not so popular chic that got her shit together. Or that nerdy dude that is always talking about black unity with freeform locs with the Jesus sandals. Let me be clear, I am cute as fuck but I am not the standard of beauty. When I realized that I was just "regular cute", as a teenager I would often wonder what could I do to enhance myself. I really wished I was sexy or had some type of "it factor". Those thoughts faded and I began to totally embrace the juicy freak that I am. Somewhere down the line I ended up being something I never thought I'd be, an irresistible muthfucca! As a teenager I always had freaky thoughts. As a young child I would sneak and watch soft porn on Cinemax every Friday night. So yeah, I grew up to be a freaky ass adult. The stories in this book are based on my different sexual experiences. Please understand, this book is told in my voice. I use quite a lot of slang and curse words. If you do not like to read words like Dick, Pussy, Asshole, Cum, Muthafucca, Fuck, Son of a bitch then this not the book for you. This is just an introduction of more stories to come. Enjoy!

Author: Stacy Kameltoe

Publisher: Independently Published

Publication Date: Jul 30, 2020

Number of Pages: 104 pages

Binding: Paperback or Softback

ISBN-10: NA

ISBN-13: 9798670336147