Humped!

"If winning is wrong, I don't want to be right-but I am right-FOUR MORE YEARS OF HUMP!" - Donal Hump, 45th President

You can't trump Hump!

Support Donal Hump, the greatest president in the history of his country-and possibly any country that's ever existed-as he fights for YOU and THE WORLD, with every tight-chested toddle he can muster.

Set in a universe which utilizes such outrageous fiction-perhaps the most outrageous we've ever seen-it wi-might even be the most outrageous in history-it will stretch your imagination to its term limits and beyond.

President Hump is airlifted to hospital to deal with a mild case of deadly China Plague. No problem for such a physical specimen, but while the fat's away the Vice will play...

Humped is intended for a mature audience. This story contains scathing political satire and explicit sexual content not suitable for those under 18.