Woke Fragility (a parody!): Bringing Moderates to Heel

The Woke are transcendent. Never before has so much wisdom, knowledge, and virtue been embodied by a movement.

But the movement is under attack.

Nazis, white supremacists, men ... the threats are legion. If you're terrified, angry, or both by the fact that everywhere you turn, literally Hitler is staring back, this book is essential for your emotional survival.

Topics covered include:

- How white people should celebrate Halloween.
- The danger of principles.
- When science goes too far.
- 21st-century policing.
- Why you should always hire Woke!

Woke Fragility is the field manual to winning over the moderate in your life. Techniques ranging from shouting "racist" at them, to changing the definition of "racist" to include them are covered in depth, as well as concrete demands on how America must be born again from today's dystopian ashes.