How Not To Dad: A Mostly Humorous Memoir of the Struggles of Fatherhood

Being a dad is hard. It's best to have a sense of humor about it, otherwise you're just a flustered guy standing in his living room covered in baby vomit while your other kid aims a toy gun at your crotch.

How Not To Dad is a memoir that focuses on the crazy situations we find ourselves in as parents, and in particular, as dads. It's a chuckle-inducing series of failures, miscalculations, confusion and barely controlled rage, from the author's own experiences raising two little ones. Among the tales of snot, foul language, sippy cup rage, shoes that magically turn white, and rocking out to kiddie songs in the car, you'll find a few poignant moments that might even give a little insight about what this dad business is all about.

But don't expect too much. This guy really doesn't know what he's doing.