The Cupid Column

Mabel's an expert in all things romance. She grew up on rom-coms and fairytales and has spent years putting her skills to use as the anonymous writer for her school's dating advice column and matchmaking service The Cupid Column . Mabel knows all the best love stories by heart which is also why she's vowed to never pursue her own. Lesbian romances always end in tragedy.

When Mabel's identity is exposed to the school, the column starts to fail. Who wants to take dating advice from someone who's never been in love? In a desperate attempt to save the column, Mabel lies and pretends to be in a relationship. She's grown up on rom-coms. She knows where fake dating leads. But that means she also knows exactly how to stop that from happening.