The Tale of Miserable Fred

Fred you absolute buffoon!

Fred is a guy who just can't catch a break. Whether it's being sued for a billion dollars or getting into a plane crash, Fred is always getting the short end of the stick.

One thing goes wrong after another. Poor Fred can't even go to his favorite restaurant without being told he can't eat there!

Fueled by a lack of sandwiches and an absence of self respect, Fred sets off into the world for one sliver of happiness in an otherwise sandwichless world!