Jeff Bezos Must Die

At first Amazon seemed like an answer to all Steven's prayers. It was a utopia of next-day beef jerky, ranch dressing, and tactical undergarments. He could stream unlimited 80's action movies and share his reviews with others. And best of all, his new job in the Amazon warehouse paid three bucks an hour more than his job at the grocery store.

But much like the rest of America, Steven slowly discovers there's a high price to the low costs of Amazon. Now if he wants to save his soul, Steven has no choice but to kill Jeff Bezos.