Meet My Wife: Small Beach Town Romantic Comedy

Uncover years' worth of lies. Got ya.
Get trapped in a small town full of weirdos. Yep.
Make a phenomenally stupid decision to sleep with a sexy stranger from the bar. You bet.
See him the next morning and fall into his charms. Double yes.
But wait for it...
GET ENGAGED to the said stranger after knowing him for two weeks? That would be me.
Fake engaged, I might add, but Jacob seems to forget that little part as he tears down wall after wall surrounding my cold, beaten-up heart. He is everything I am not and never knew I wanted but now? The blonde Viking, aka town goofball, is my fix, my drug, and medicine.

Why did you choose me?
Because you piss me off the best...