I, Kitty: A Collection of Very Short Stories

If Erma Bombeck and Chelsea Handler had met up and engineered their intellectual
lovechild, she would be Kitty Davenport.

These essays represent Kitty Davenport's debut. They are about the fine art of
appreciating and disrupting rural Tennessee. She drags her past as a standout, privileged
blonde weirdo from Los Angeles right into central east western Tennessee farm living today.

She hails from the "more is more" school of collecting dogs and anything else. Currently, she
obsesses over her 32 vintage sewing machines. Unlike Tom Hanks' famous, meticulously
curated stash of vintage manual typewriters, Kitty's does not need her stash to function. She
requires that each sewing machine must emit classy mid-mod colors and vibes.

Travel with Kitty from the heights of eccentric wealth to love and health as she
navigates life from her Mr. Magoo-style 20s to her solid, pickleball raptures at 60. Meet Hank
Finn, her country born-and-bred-farmer-engineer who is still parsing the icy tail of Comet Kitty.
His life will never be the same.

Every month there is a new piece of decorative Staub Cookware
living in her car. This is because it takes a week or two for these crucial cookware items to
march themselves into the kitchen. This wickedly funny person navigates real life with verve
and style, despite her early life burden of white privilege.

Author: Kitty Davenport

Publisher: Independently Published

Publication Date: Nov 24, 2023

Number of Pages: 122 pages

Binding: Paperback or Softback

ISBN-10: NA

ISBN-13: 9798866070848