Tales of the Strange Planet

Lance Daystar is unquestionably the strongest hero ever. He swings the biggest sword, slings the biggest spells, and fights the biggest monsters. At least, he should be fighting the biggest monsters.

For a long time, I've been trying to get Lance to do something-anything-but the big lunk doesn't listen to anything I have to say. Then, one fate-filled afternoon, I finally convinced him to go on a proper adventure. This would be Lance's greatest challenge yet, but now I realize that it would also be his only challenge to date.

At present, it shouldn't be a problem, though. There's no a way a man of his caliber could ever fail at the first thing he's ever had to try at, right?

Right. Lance will win. In fact, Lance has to win. Because if he doesn't win, I may have doomed the world.