What Do Ya Mean You're Still Single...

Buckle up for tales of disastrous dinner dates, questionable wardrobe choices, and the uncanny ability to attract people who believe that toes don't need to be washed. Spoiler alert: It's not her, it's definitely them."

A small collection of unembellished, had-to-tell stories over the course of 20 years, that provide both justification, and a rationalization of why I remain single, but surely not lonely. For all that are single out there and tired of being asked why you're still single? See if you can relate.